Author Topic: Suspicious Bear Activity  (Read 641 times)

Recently I went camping, and I found something very shocking. I am not trying to get anybody to worry I'm just trying to share some facts and piece this story together. If you have any other information on this please share it. Unfortunately I could only capture a small amount of footage. Here it is:


On first glance this is just an ordinary bear in the woods, but if you look closely I am sure you will see what is really going on, I digitally enhanced this image to more clearly show what is happening.


Now I am not a complete idiot, I know a bear's diet doesn't consist of Domino's pizza. But what I am really trying to get across here is why would a bear WANT to eat pizza, are they developing human like traits? Is this the result of years of feeding bears in zoos pizza? An escapee from a lab? I don't know the answers, but I do however want to know if anyone else has anything on this subject. This is a very important matter to me because my kids eat pizza also, and I couldn't live with myself if something happened to them.


What kind of new breed of stupid stuff is this?

This is a great band name. I am naming my non-existent band this.

This is a great band name. I am naming my non-existent band this.

Oh stuff I would listen to your band just for its awesome name.

What kind of new breed of stupid stuff is this?
This is an American Black Bear if I'm not mistaken.

This is a great band name. I am naming my non-existent band this.

That band would kick ass.

Next up is Suspicious Bear Activity, performing their new song, "Why The forget Did We Write This?"!

This isn't some kind band, your neighborhood bears could be part of a conspiracy, maybe the government tried training bears to like pizza so they would collect more money from taxes. Thats what we need to find out, not the name of some band.

Hey thats the bear from the zoo :O

dominos pizza loving blows

It's just a creep Bear with Domino's Pizza. Nothing to be alarmed about. Just do the traditional Anti-creep Song which is this. The dance is just to seemingly lose control of your bodily functions. That keeps the creep's away from your window.