Gentlemen, Rave is loling hard - The wrap up

[fred da kiko]

I'mma be honest with you guys, I'm not like, "I'M A loving ROCK, DEVOID OF EMOTION," but I wasn't exactly doting on her, I hadn't talked to her in a while.  She was just a hot girl.

But yeah, I'll need a good joke for it then.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?




She got hit by a bus.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? being violently raped by a giant mutant scorpion. why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't, he only made it half way. a little girl asks her dad where babies come from. the father replies from vaginas. a boy and a girl were in a car. the boy said "you are very pretty." the girl replied "i have cancer."

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[Chrono]

"league" is the one word that bothered me in the entire post.

But hey. handicapped teens aren't always growing to be handicapped adults.
Mature people don't say things like "you're not in my league so you're automatically a bad match for me"
Humans are much more complicated than that. I understand not everyone has to be thinking as much as I do, but not thinking at all is slowing us down. To think that there's only 1 pre-defining attribute 'league', and one post-defining attribute 'starfish', are the only possible ways to tell if someone is the right person is quite saddening.

I'm glad Sarah does not think this way. Sucks to be you Rave. Don't give up though. I've had my share of backstabbing.

The only true leagues are definitely not 'high-school jock/prep leagues vs nerdy leagues'.
The only true leagues are League of Legends and S4 League.

[fred da kiko]

omg i just had an idea, seduce them and have love. give them aids. deny everything.

[Chrono]

omg i just had an idea, seduce them and have love. give them aids. deny everything.

I like the way you think.

[_Rave_]

omg i just had an idea, seduce them and have love. give them aids. deny everything.

lmfao

I'd hope that I don't have aids.

[Oasis]

All those stupid names controlled my mind. I have to re-read that.

[_Rave_]

All those stupid names controlled my mind. I have to re-read that.

Sorry, it's just because Ladios raped Caution's stuff when Caution wrote about something similar.

[_Rave_]

THE EXCITING CONCLUSION:
Skae is nice, but Nomade is quite pissed off.  Nomade forbids Skae from talking to me, and I have sent them both "IN HELL" (my facebook chat list dedicated to being turned off so the members on the list can not contact me).

Basically Nomade hasn't gotten over me in 2 years and is still manipulating Skae.

Imma give you the chatlog since it makes me crack up.

Rave
    hey, can I talk to you?

Skae
    noooo

Rave
    oh lol alright then.

Skae
    hahah i don't mean to be mean butt likee [Nomade] dosen't like the fact that u keep trying to talk to mee soo yeahhh

Number of times I have attempted to contact Skae: 2, over 2 weeks

Rave
    yeah that's basically what I wanted to ask
    [Nomade's] pissed?

Skae
    nahh, but i just wouldn't bring me up in conversation with her andd u should stop trying to talk to mee, kay?

Reiterating - Number of times I have attempted to contact Skae: 2, over 2 weeks

Rave
    yeah got it. lmao
    night

Skae
    kayy goodd, and im soorry if i sounds likee a bitchh, i sware im nott
    byeee

Overall Mission:
Failure - but another mission is already taken up lmao

Losses:
A friend, albeit annoying

[YoshiDude]

handicapped teens aren't always growing to be handicapped adults.

It's more likely than you think. Seriously.

See, this "Nomade" character... Girls like her are the primary reason as to why I'm anti-social. I don't want friends because I'd eventually run into stuff like that. The "league" bullstuff makes me want to just walk up and punch that bitch in the face.

Not worth being friends or even talking with her anymore.

[DracoSoul]

"kayy goodd, and im soorry if i sounds likee a bitchh, i sware im nott
    byeee"

why are you trying to date a girl with parkinson's

[_Rave_]

why are you trying to date a girl with parkinson's

lmao
Well I wasn't really trying to date her, I just wanted to hang out with her once or twice to see IF I'd like to date her.  But yes, that kinda stuff irritates me, too.

[Colten]

Lol this is hilarious. How do morons even fall for stupid stuff like this? Obviously she was messing with you. Im going to assume youre not the most beautiful person, why would she date you?

[DracoSoul]

Lol this is hilarious. How do morons even fall for stupid stuff like this? Obviously she was messing with you. Im going to assume youre not the most beautiful person, why would she date you?

do you uh

wanna uh

go get a soda sometime??

[Colten]

do you uh

wanna uh

go get a soda sometime??

umm ok. youre beautiful and popular... obviously you love me.

lets go have love

[Trifax]

why are you trying to date a girl with parkinson's

that bugs me so much, it's like the girl is lagging when she types so she gets stuck on some keys now and again.