I wear a helmet (when I ride) because I was run over by a Ferrari when I was 13 on my bicycle.
This is kind of with the "NAME Removes his helmit" gag.
I wear a helmet (when I ride) my bike with no handle bars.
inb4JohnnyTest
inb4Flamecannondid I just honestly say that? I'm going to go punch myself in the nads now for that.