I expected you to say that you wear a helmet because you are mentally ill and you might hurt yourself or others...
Speaking of, this is why I wear my copHat.dts:If I take it off my brain explodes into bright purple light and blinds everyone in a 23572465739635890763520965793 57076035970295705975723953035 75375309763509730-mile radius.
that's a long ways away
Orly? Are you sure?
This thread is stupid.
Ahem