Things to do on a flight.

[Monocle]

Also, get a book I always read on planes. This is the book I'm going to be reading while flying down to Florida next week.

http://www.amazon.com/starfishs-Finish-First-Tucker-Max/dp/1416938745/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308097541&sr=8-1

This is the "prequel" if you may, it's really just a raunchy ass funny book.

http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1308097575&sr=1-1

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[Trymos]

They allow it after they take off, I think. I might just check online or something.

Its before they take off.

[mrlolop]

Yell "BOMB!"

Or yell what I yelled last time I was on a plane, "I feel like this plane is going to fall apart!"

"What if I was a bombardier in the Navy?"

[steve5451]

When everyone is boarding and about to take off, yell out HI, JACK!

[Caution]

Also, get a book I always read on planes. This is the book I'm going to be reading while flying down to Florida next week.

http://www.amazon.com/starfishs-Finish-First-Tucker-Max/dp/1416938745/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308097541&sr=8-1

This is the "prequel" if you may, it's really just a raunchy ass funny book.

http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1308097575&sr=1-1

Maybe if MSP has a bookstore or something I'll find a book. :o

I don't think they allow internet usage on planes;
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080203112139AAPVIMe

I didn't really think so, the 3G would probably suck anyway. :C

[Monocle]

Maybe if MSP has a bookstore or something I'll find a book. :o

I don't think they allow internet usage on planes;
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080203112139AAPVIMe

I didn't really think so, the 3G would probably suck anyway. :C

Some planes do. I fly first class to Europe and they have wifi for the first/business class flyers :3

[Frostbyte]

Point at the middle eastern guy and yell "Hes got a bomb!" then lol as hes kicked out of the plane.

Works well on annoying passengers.

[Caution]

Some planes do. I fly first class to Europe and they have wifi for the first/business class flyers :3

I saw online internet is usually only offered with international flights. Sad face.

Point at the middle eastern guy and yell "Hes got a bomb!" then lol as hes kicked out of the plane.

Works well on annoying passengers.

I hate sitting next to annoying people.

I'd better have a motherloving window seat or I'll slap someone.

[steve5451]

Point at the middle eastern guy and yell "Hes got a bomb!" then lol as hes kicked out of the plane.

Works well on annoying passengers.

Be like "OMG, I JUST HEARD HIM TALKING ABOUT HIM PLANTING A BOMB ON THE PLANE BEFORE HE GOT ON!"

[mrlolop]

Try to find someone on the wing.

[Trifax]

Fap.

Just go into the lavatory as they call it for the whole flight. Just like..sit in there and when you're done read a magazine or something. People will be like "wtf is he doing"

[Monocle]

Fap.

Just go into the lavatory as they call it for the whole flight. Just like..sit in there and when you're done read a magazine or something. People will be like "wtf is he doing"

oh god, I flew from Chicago to San Diego with my friend a few months ago and he sat in the toilette the whole time and when he walked out, he ripped a couple major farts and when he opened the door he looked at the flight attendant and said "sorry, it was really backed up in there" and walked away.

Funniest.
Thing.
Ever.

[Caution]

Going to the bathroom on an airplane is the weirdest stuff ever.

Walking around on a floating platform 30,000 feet in the air at like 500mph is just weird.

[Monocle]

Going to the bathroom on an airplane is the weirdest stuff ever.

Walking around on a floating platform 30,000 feet in the air at like 500mph is just weird.

And the toilets flush at like lightening speed. Those forgeters actually scare me. It's like *click* *fwoosh* *LIGHTSPEEEEEDDD*

[Bjornio]

Hm, Since i'm a big traveler, it will depend what airline you'll go on. If it's Continental, Bring a laptop and some computer games. But still, Cleverbot for your phone.