Author Topic: $3.61  (Read 1508 times)

So far my idea excels way beyond anything you guys could create
it's so true :c
but i would rather want something...else

it's so true :c
but i would rather want something...else
Does my offer not please you?

Does my offer not please you?
idk where to get your "offer" :c
something else

idk where to get your "offer" :c
something else
The white market.
It's like the black market but more white-supremist.

Buy a small white mouse you would feed to snake, impregnate mouse, millions of baby mouses, sell back to store, profit.

Best part? They only cost 3$ You can save 61cents :D

damnit, give me something useful xD

Buy a small white mouse you would feed to snake, impregnate mouse, millions of baby mouses, sell back to store, profit.

Best part? They only cost 3$ You can save 61cents :D
Tax.


buy 3 things that cost 1 dollar. Then buy something that costs the number of change you have.

Lube. Masturbate till you tear your willy off.

Lube. Masturbate till you tear your willy off.
what if said willy is already torn off?

Lube. Masturbate till you tear your willy off.
sure, why not xD.
Not really...but wtf...

Option 1: Go to taco bell, buy 3 items off of the 99 cent menu, consume them in less than 5 minutes, then give the rest to a homeless person, in return you demand his hat so you have a mobile toilet you can wear on your head.

Option 2: Invest it, make millions of dollars, marry me, I divorce you and take 3/4 of your money.