Author Topic: The Search for the Cookie  (Read 2193 times)

The Search for the :cookie:

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« Last Edit: June 16, 2011, 04:15:19 PM by Sickan »


Finn Laden woke up early a morning in his extremely small bed. The bed was so small that a dog would have found it tight, but Finn Laden was a midget, and therefore he could sleep in the bed. The fact that his room lacked air contidion, and the fact that the sun loved to shine right through the window made it very warm and sweaty in the room. Finn Laden, however, didn't care. He just donned his smelly clothes and put them on. Despite the fact that his breakfast was an annoying orange and a piece of old peanut butter, he thought that his day lacked something. What did it lack?
« Last Edit: June 16, 2011, 04:11:47 PM by Sickan »

And then raped happen

It lacked AAAAADDDDDDDVVVVVVVVVVEEEENNN NNNTUREEEEEe

Oh, and a cookie.

Finn Laden was so excited that he would go on an adventure. He changed his smelly clothes for even smellier ones that looked like a mix between Indiana Jones and a duck. It wasn't pretty, and it didn't smell good, but he didn't care because he was a midget. He decided to journey on a mountain, the same mountain that his house was on, so that if he would get bored he could run back home. He packed his backpack with peanut butter and annoying oranges, and a few pieces of unicorn ass. Then he stepped outside the house. What happened then?

Finn Laden was so excited that he would go on an adventure. He changed his smelly clothes for even smellier ones that looked like a mix between Indiana Jones and a duck. It wasn't pretty, and it didn't smell good, but he didn't care because he was a midget. He decided to journey on a mountain, the same mountain that his house was on, so that if he would get bored he could run back home. He packed his backpack with peanut butter and annoying oranges, and a few pieces of unicorn ass. Then he stepped outside the house. What happened then?


He then looked at the world ahead of him, waiting for him to travel across lands.

Then he went on an adventure.

He stepped outside his house, just to realize that the world outside his house had yet to be generated and that his house were floating in thin air. When he respawned, he opened his backpack to ensure everything was in order. But the peanut butter had melted and now smelled even worse than before, and the inside of his backpack was all sticky and icky. Finn-Laden decided that if he had to, he could eat the bag, since the peanut butter had melted in it, and the back probably tasted chicken. However, all the unicorn ass and the annoying oranges were fine, and he decided to try to go out again. When he went out, he saw another midget, saying: I am the father of the peanut butter in your bag! Step aside cigarette and let me eat my kid! What was Finn-Laden going to do about the midget thinking he had fathered some melted peanut butter? He did the only thing reasonable and used his admin powers to spawn a car and then ran over the midget. Then he despawned the car, since cars did not exist in this world and driving through his adventure would probably get him banned. Again. The first time was when an admin visited his house, it smelled so much that the admin got dead and died. Another admin then banned him. Finn Laden didn't wanna be there with all those naked bodies stretching for him again, it was horrible, and he wasn't gay so he thought it was wrong on so many levels. But thats what you get when admins can't live with your smell. Finn started walking when he found something, a crumb, and there was another a bit ahead of him. He now had a reason to go on an adventure, he would find the cookie and gain ultimate power and "gawd grammah". Suddenly, he got a strange feeling. What was it?

Finn Laden, relative of Finn from that terrible Cartoon Network show, liked to sleep on the couch. His wife didn't approve, but then again, he kept sleeping on her until she fell asleep. He sat up one morning, yawned, and waddled his way over to the Kitchen. "You know what?" he said, "I might just have a cookie this morning!" He opened the cabinet and grabbed the Chips Ahoy from the back, slightly ajar. Staring with glee, he opened it all the way. "Ah, there's one left!" he exclaimed, pulling it out as he threw the plastic container aside. Suddenly, the thought occurred: MILK! He set down the cookie, and ran to the fridge. Returning with his glass of milk, he stared at the counter, his face slowly to that of utter horror. "My... MY COOKIE! Where is it?!" He looked left, he looked right. He saw it, moving across the floor slowly. He lunged for it, missing as it moved into a hole in the wall. "What just happened... I won't let this go, not like myself!" Standing up slowly, cautious of his rolls, he donned his only clean outfit - his Pizza Hut uniform - and began his search outside. Suddenly, through the grass, he saw it, still moving away at it's pace. He followed as the grass became taller and thicker. And his adventure began.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2011, 04:05:03 PM by MegaScientifical »

Finn Laden, relative of Fin from that terrible Cartoon Network show, liked to sleep on the couch. His wife didn't approve, but then again, he kept sleeping on her until she fell asleep. He sat up one morning, yawned, and waddled his way over to the Kitchen. "You know what?" he said, "I might just have a cookie this morning!" He opened the cabinet and grabbed the Chips Ahoy from the back, slightly ajar. Staring with glee, he opened it all the way. "Ah, there's one left!" he exclaimed, pulling it out as he threw the plastic container aside. Suddenly, the thought occurred: MILK! He set down the cookie, and ran to the fridge. Returning with his glass of milk, he stared at the counter, his face slowly to that of utter horror. "My... MY COOKIE! Where is it?!" He looked left, he looked right. He saw it, moving across the floor slowly. He lunged for it, missing as it moved into a hole in the wall. "What just happened... I won't let this go, not like myself!" Standing up slowly, cautious of his rolls, he donned his only clean outfit - his Pizza Hut uniform - and began his search outside. Suddenly, through the grass, he saw it, still moving away at it's pace. He followed as the grass became taller and thicker. And his adventure began.

Finn Laden woke up from his daydreams and realized that this might be the crumbs of a cookie that he lost a long time ago, when he had a sense of smell and a wife. He almost started crying and decided to follow the cookie crumbs to great adventure! He beat down the tall grass with the angry midget that almost ate his peanut butter, and suddenly, some sort of yellow hamster with red cheeks tumbled out of the grass. He quickly hit it with the angry midget, but it fought back with a bolt of electricity. Finn kicked it in the nuts and it laid down and got dead. He looked at his bloody, smelly pizza hut uniform and got sentimental, but suddenly, the angry midget hit him with the dead yellow hamster and Finn became so angry, he spawned his car again and ran over the angry midget, again. His clothes were getting extremely bloody by now, but he didn't care because he had no sense of neither style nor smell. He went on in his adventure and took the dead angry midget with him. "Why, Why do you do this? the midget screamed, and Finn said "Because someone took my cookie several years ago and I need to get it back! Finn put the midget in his backpack, and some peanut butter dripped out. Finn tasted it and loved it, and decided to eat more of it later. What happened then?

Your versions are like some awkward Madlib made by a 10 year old... :panda:

Finn Laden, relative of Fin from that terrible Cartoon Network show
Stop disliking what i like :'(
and in the show his name is spelled with two ns.

Stop disliking what i like :'(
and in the show his name is spelled with two ns.

Fixed. I actually watch it a little, but it's still a little too forgety for me. I just watch because the themes seem a little new to me. I like Regular Show better.

Fixed. I actually watch it a little, but it's still a little too forgety for me. I just watch because the themes seem a little new to me. I like Regular Show better.
Both are good, let's be friends because we have similar interests.

Both are good, let's be friends because we have similar interests.

Sure. So, I'm watching the second Doctor Who of the modern series.