"Oh Malestrom, stop being such an attention-whoring pusillanimous individual!"
No. It isn't that I just lost that. There are poems and songs written on there that I will never get back, pictures that I will never ever retrieve.
"Oh Malestrom, stop being so whiny. We don't care! Off Topic isn't a blog!"
Well guess what. I don't care. I put a lot of effort into those things, and, wether you appreciate them or not, losing them is like losing a part of me.
"Malestrom. The music wasn't really--"
YES IT WAS! SHUT UP!
"You are so loving stupid. Stop being so materialistic."
Well guess what. That's just the way I am. Sorry if I don't like losing the few things I actually have.
"Well you have a laptop!"
You have any idea how many levels of hell I had to go through to get this?
"No."
Exactly. Now shut your whore mouth and at least act like you care.