CAPSLOCK AND PROFANITY

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I'll start doing guest spots if you guys are really that interested and if I like them enough.

Ok.

loving GUITAR CENTER

LAST SUNDAY MY SISTERS GOD DAMN E STRING loving BROKE. I CALL MY SISTER TO PICK ME UP OUT OF THE stuffHOLE AREA I WAS IN, I SWEAR TO loving GOD AT NIGHT TIME ITS A loving MIRACLE I DON'T GET SHOT BY SOME BEANER, SO SHE loving ROLLS UP IN HER PEICE OF stuff SUZUKI THAT ALWAYS BREAKS DOWN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE loving TIMES, AND WE DRIVE DOWN TO GUITAR CENTER. THEN WE HAVE TO TURN INTO THE stuff PARKING LOT THERE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE loving ROAD. SO AS WE GO ACROSS SOME PRICK FACE DECIDES TO NEARLY loving NAIL OUR CAR IN THE ASS WITH HIS SOCCER MOM VAN. AFTER WE ROLL UP TO THE ENTRANCE WE SEE THE loving STORE CLOSED A GOD DAMN HOUR AGO. SO WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO THIS GOD DAMN STORE OWNED BY THE CUNTS WHO CLOSE IT AT loving 7:00PM. SO I COULDN'T ROCK THE HELL OUT OF THE PLACE AND MY SISTER COULD GET HER DAMN E STRING.
loving LEARN TO STAY OPEN LATER DAMNIT.

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[JD]

no death metal is just stupid no excuse

Someone needs to beat the stuff out of you lmao you little pusillanimous individual forget
Also I rofl'd @ the deadmau5 growling and stuffting himself thing. Made my day.

[Monocle]

Added to rss feed, loving lold.

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Bump for profanity


GOD IM SUCH A pusillanimous individual

SO TODAY IN MY stuff P.E. CLASS FULL OF LITTLE GIRLS AND ASIANS SAT AROUND FOR 2 loving HOURS DOING NOTHING FOR FINALS. THIS ONE GIRL I LIKE IS SITTING BEHIND ME ON THIS BROKEN ASS TABLE (THIS THING WAS MORE UNBALANCED THAN A GOD DAMN 3 DAY OLD BABY). SO ALL loving PERIOD I WATCHED A BUNCH OF CUNTS PLAY DODGEBALL THROWING THE BALL AS IF IT WOULD loving KILL THEM IF IT HIT THEM. SO MY monday OF A FRIEND SIGNS YEAR BOOK AND SHE'S LIKE "OH ___ YOU CAN SIGN IT TOO IF YOU WANT" SO I WAS LIKE "forget YEA I WILL!". SO I TAKE IT AND START TO SIGN IT BUT MY GOD DAMN BRAIN WAS TO loving CLOGGED OF SUMMER THOUGHTS THAT I WROTE SOME stuffTY pusillanimous individual SIGNATURE LIKE "I HAD FUN IN ALL OUR CLASSES" I MEAN WHAT THE loving HELL IS THIS BULLstuff? SO I GO HOME AND I THINK AND NOW I REALIZED WHAT I SHOULD HAVE WROTE WAS "I WISH I HAD GOTTEN TO KNOW YOU BETTER" JESUS loving CHIRST IM SUCH A GOD DAMN MORON.

forget SCHOOL

[VerticalHorizon]

First one could have been solved by making sure they were open before you left, second one is haphazard and confusing. Make them less of a story and more of a rant.

[Talent74]

STUPID MOTHER forgetERS

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHER loving handicaps IN MY AGE GROUP. I JUST CAN'T loving STAND ALL THESE GOD DAMNED stuffHEADS LISTENING TO THEIR monday MUSIC ALL THE TIME ACTING LIKE THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE GOD DAMN WORLD. I SWEAR TO loving GOD, I WOULD BURN ALL THEIR BODIES AND PLACE THE ASHES IN stuffTY JARS AND TOSS 'EM IN THE loving OCEAN.

GOD DAMN.

[VerticalHorizon]

New post + Talent's rant.

[Mr.Interceptor]

IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE
YOU WERE NEVER A CHILL KID WITH GLASSES

[VerticalHorizon]

IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE
YOU WERE NEVER A CHILL KID WITH GLASSES

You forget the fact that he's loving his mother, which I was never doing either.

[Dodger]

loving RESTAURANTS AND WAITERS SERVING SOFT DRINKS

HOLY stuff I HATE HOW EVERY loving RESTAURANT KNOWN TO MAN THAT HAS WAITERS SERVING SODA FOUNTAIN DRINKS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO loving SERVE GOD DAMN SOFT DRINKS WITH ICE IN A PRACTICAL WAY. I MEAN, HOLY stuff, THE CUP IS FILLED WITH 90% ICE AND 5% SODA, 1 SMALL GULP OF THAT stuff AND I NEED A loving REFILL ALREADY. WHAT THE forget. I WANT ENOUGH SODA TO QUENCH MY DAMN THIRST, I DON'T WANT TO loving EAT ICE OR WAIT 5 GOD DAMN MINUTES FOR ANOTHER DAMN 50 Ml REFILL. loving LEARN TO BALANCE THE stuff OUT, MAYBE MAKE IT 20% ICE AND 80% SODA YOU DUMB forgetS. THIS ALMOST MAKES SODA FOUNTAINS SEEM LIKE love AND GASOLINE: SELF SERVE IS THE BEST OPTION.

HOLY stuff.

Is this good Vert?

[Talent74]

TO HELL WITH EMOTICONS

HOLY stuffBALLS, THESE loving EMOTICONS THAT THESE DUMBstuffS USE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. GODDAMN, I HATE IT WHEN SOME RANDOM friend GOES :d :3 X3 OR :D EXCESSIVELY. I SWEAR TO loving GOD, I WILL FIND THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT STUPID stuff, BURY THOSE handicaps ALIVE, TAKE THE DIRT OUT WHEN THEY'RE DEAD TO THE loving BONE, AND POUR HYDROCHLORIC ACID AND WATCH THEM ROT LIKE THE LITTLE stuffS THEY ARE.

HOLY stuff.

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loving MUSIC NOW A DAYS

ITS ALL THE FUCKING SAME. SOME PERSON WHO CAN BARELY SING FOR SHIT IS GIVEN A MICROPHONE THEN GETS THE HELL BLOWN OUT OF THEIR ACTUAL VOICES WITH AUTOTUNING. "MUSICIANS"  NOW A DAYS ARE stuff. BACK IN THE loving 80'S AND 70'S YOU NEEDED loving TALENT TO GET MONEY, NOT SOME FAKE ASS VOICE. LADY GAGA FOR EXAMPLE, PEOPLE LOVE THIS CRAZY ASS BITCH BUT SHE'S A loving PSYCOPATH. NUMETAL IS ABSOLUTE BULLstuff. IF YOU LISTEN TO NUMETAL AND THINK THAT ITS GOOD YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR loving HEAD OUT OF YOUR starfish AND LISTEN TO SOME GOD DAMN ROCK AND ROLL. NOT THIS BULL stuff SLIPKNOT, I'M TALKING ABOUT stuff LIKE SLAYER OR EVEN KISS. THE PEOPLE WHO SING METAL AND ROCK DONT USE AUTOTUNING. WHY DON'T THEY? BECAUSE THEY DONT loving NEED IT. WHY DON'T THEY NEED IT? BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE GOD DAMN TALENT TO SING THAT NO ONE WHO CURRENTLY PRODUCES MUSIC POSESSES.

MUSIC IN THIS GENERATION MAKES ME WANT TO loving KILL EVERYONE.

How's that?

[Shinji]

forget MY BLADDER


HOLY loving FORESKIN. I REALLY loving HATE THE FACT THAT RIGHT AFTER I DRINK WATER I ALWAYS HAVE TO loving PISS. I DON'T GO ONCE EITHER, MY richard JUST DOESN'T STOP PISSING ALL loving DAY. SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE loving NIGHT JUST TO TAKE A DAMN PISS. IT'S ONLY loving WATER TOO, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN WITH THAT monday-ASS MILK OR THAT loving stuffTY COKE. JUST loving WATER. IT MAKES ME WANT CARVE MY loving stuffTY BLADDER OUT AND COOK IT.

loving HELL.

[steve5451]

HEY GUYS, WHAT THE forget IS GOING ON?!

[Shinji]

HEY GUYS, WHAT THE forget IS GOING ON?!

forget YOU.