Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations!
You, yes, YOU can be as cool as anyone on the forums!
All you have to do is be a giant pompous douchebag, and stuff on anyone or anything and get complimented by your richard-suckers.
Don't worry about competition, just laugh it off, shoot a huge sticky wad in a circlejerk and high-five your buddies! Then find anything in their history that indicated they've ever sided with a female or acclaimed to be female anywhere at any point in recent history and automatically blame their faults on trying to white knight, because that's what its always about on the internet!
So what are you waiting for, inflate your ego now!