Cell phones could increase cancer risk

[Trogtor]

I put my cellphone next to my sack. Does that mean I have p-spot Cancer?

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

I put my cellphone next to my sack. Does that mean I have p-spot Cancer?

No, but it gives you a slightly higher chance of ural/p-spot cancer, in addition to a slight chance of infertility.

Only slightly, though, don't worry.

[Monocle]

It may be true, but then again, what doesn't cause cancer now-a-days?

[Trogtor]

It may be true, but then again, what doesn't cause cancer now-a-days?

Cigarettes..

[Acid]

Scientists have proven that you cant get cancer from average mobile phone use

[Ethan]

I send about 0.8 texts a day. Month.

[Darth Maul]

I never phone people. I just text. I mean seriously I just pay for unlimited texts and internet on my mobile, or cellphone as most of you would call it

[Katamari007]

What DOESN'T give you cancer nowadays?

[Bisjac]

if there isnt a major outbreak of brain cancer deaths by NOW, cellphones will never really be dangerous.

[Xx7xX]

It's when you have cancer in your ass.

How long do I have left?

[viper30000]

I barely ever call anyways, I just text.

[TapeDeck]

OH NO SOMETHING THAT CAUSES CANCER?  SAY IT ISN'T SO!

[_Rave_]

If any of you are currently using a laptop on your lap, you are murdering your testicles, slowly but surely.

But very very very very very very very very very slowly.

As in, don't worry about it.

[Lørd Tøny]

Get those 80s satellite phones, you won't worry about brain cancer anymore.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Scientists have proved that everything you do gives you cancer.