Welcome to the enrichment center.

[Lugnut]

Please state your name, age, physical description, and physical anomalies. For example, are you faster than the average human?
Testing will begin once five (5) participants have been accepted.

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

Jetlok
Age 5
Skinny as a loving twig.
I CAN  FLY!

[Lugnut]

Jetlok
Age 5
Skinny as a loving twig.
I CAN  FLY!

Entry denied. Come back in eight years, your skills may be helpful.

[SkullCandy]

SkullCandy
Age 98
skinnier than jetlok
IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK!

[Lugnut]

SkullCandy
Age 98
skinnier than jetlok
IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK!

Entry accepted, however, not for the main experiment.
If you would somehow get to the rehabilitative clinic, we could add another ten years to your life.

[Jetlok]

Entry denied. Come back in eight years, your skills may be helpful.

8 years later.

Jetlok
Age 13
Skinnier than SkullCandy
I CAN STILL FLY!

[Dr.Block]

Name: Doctor Gregory Robert Matthew Block the First
Age: 38
The skinniest mother forgeter on the planet.
I can see the FUTURE.

[masterockets]

Masterockets
age: 20
Robotic arm
Jumps high

[PowerDag]

Name: Andrew Relian
Age: 24
So skinny, he's INVISIBLE.
SUPER BOUNCY POWER

[Lugnut]

Masterockets
age: 20
Robotic arm
Jumps high

Accepted. Please proceed to the door labeled "1"
All other entries have been denied due to weight.
The enrichment center would rather not have to waste time getting you all down out of the antigravity room.
The enrichment center advises you to gain some weight.

[carolcat]

Carolcat
Age: 19
Average weight
Runs very fast :D

[masterockets]

>Masterockets then proceeds to the room labeled "1"

[GLaDOS (Portal)]

GLaDOS
Age: 15
Medium weight
Triple-jointed

[Lugnut]

Carolcat
Age: 19
Average weight
Runs very fast :D

Accepted. Please proceed to the door labeled "2"

GLaDOS
Age: 15
Medium weight
Triple-jointed

Accepted. Please proceed to the door labeled "3"
Some of you are looking exceptionally capable of preforming the coming exercises.
Some of you may even run this facility in years to come.

Awaiting two (2) further participants before testing may begin.

[masterockets]

While I'm here
>Masterockets takes off "Robotic arm" and cleans it