Why is U.S.A. fighting in Afghanistan.

[Zloff]

Because the Taliban & Al Qaeda are a bunch of jackass killjoy bitches

For the same reason the police help you when you're getting mugged.

They get payed to do it/they're helpful/that guy who was mugging you was making too much noise so he beat him up

1. nuke
2. all the resources are obliterated or exposed to heavy radiation
3. damnit

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

They have one of the most sophisticated infrastructures ever seen in a terrorist cell, hence why they were able to pull off 3 separate hijackings at the same time.

Yes, once.

The attempted terrorist act before that?  The Twin Towers in 1992.

[Packer]

They just found a stuffload of gold and platinum and you want to nuke it? Not to mention we need all their oil.


We don't nuke until we make sure there is no valuable resource left.

This is the exact reason why the USA is anywhere, this is all it ever is these days.

[Lørd Tøny]

1. nuke
2. all the resources fly from the ground
3. pick it up
4. ????
5. profit

You can't strip mine with a nuke.

[Lørd Tøny]

This is the exact reason why the USA is anywhere, this is all it ever is these days.

Well it's keeping us busy so we don't end up annexing canada. Which I would do anyways.

[johnnyboy]

we like to get into other people's stuff to get on someone's good side
rep, bro
oh
and they have our oils

[battlebrain]

You can't strip mine with a nuke.

uranium is always the answer

[Monocle]

Well, it all started with the USA's powerhungry self deciding its cool to start drilling for oil all over the world, and part of that being on holy land (as considered by the afghan people), this eventually led to disputes between the two governments and as such the USA was put onto the Al Qaeda blacklist.

9-11 could have been prevented had the us government decided to drill for oil in other places in the world instead of ripping up part of bumforget texas to get the oil there.


God damn and you wonder why half the world hates the US.

[Stocking]

-hipster stuff-

It sure is handicapped hipster in here.

[Mr.Interceptor]

It sure is handicapped hipster in here.

I don't see how Monocle's post is hipster-ish.

[Monocle]

It sure is handicapped hipster in here.

You're loving stupid if you don't believe me, the war in Afghanistan has been going on since the late 80's-early 90's, it didn't start because of 9/11, it just escalated it and put the stuff in this country on lock.

[Stocking]

I don't see how Monocle's post is hipster-ish.

Like every hipster believes the US government is drilling oil in the Middle East, which is complete bullstuff because the US wouldn't have lost 1.2 trillion USD if they were stealing oil. Everyone who thinks the US is drilling oil in Afghanistan/Iraq is handicapped, every one of them.

[Butler]

Did it take you this long to realize that we are over there? Or did you just have this conversation with your friend/parents/relatives?

[Solid]

because they smell

Like every hipster believes the US government is drilling oil in the Middle East, which is complete bullstuff because the US wouldn't have lost 1.2 trillion USD if they were stealing oil. Everyone who thinks the US is drilling oil in Afghanistan/Iraq is handicapped, every one of them.

except we are drilling oil in Iraq, dipstuff

[Jacob/Lee]

We're trying to police them because they are tearing themselves apart and the government will come down if so much as a stiff breeze blew through.