Fortune cookies are scary. A long time ago, I got one saying: "A secret admirer is too shy to greet you at the moment."
I kept it for no reason, mostly because I had no trashcan nearby. Next thing you know, on Valentines Day, I got a rose sent to my classroom at school from a secret admirer.
EDIT: I also had one that said: "Wear red tomorrow and a splendid surprise will happen." I wore red, snow got stronger, get out of school early.