Author Topic: How do you like your Hot chocolate?  (Read 2379 times)




No its.



You don't put milk in Hot Chocolate.
what kind of monster uses water to make hot chocolate?

i drink it with SKITTLES

I see how you are.

You're the type of person that nobody knows.  But everyone wants to know.

The type of person that everyone stares at while you walk down the hall.  They ask themselves, "Is he cool?  Or an outcast?  Am I wanting to be him?  Or does he want to be me?  I guess I'll never know"

The type of person that takes his cereal with no milk.

The type of person that walks in, buys the condom, and proudly walks out.  Your smirk says, "Yeah, I'm getting laid, what of it?

Or you're just the type of person that likes cold hot chocolate.  Either one.
so he's basically a hipster?

You don't put milk in Hot Chocolate.

what kind of stuffty hot chocolate are you drinking?

the best hot chocolate requires milk


what kind of monster uses water to make hot chocolate?

I don't know about you guys but I use INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE. All you do is add water.


Tom

There can't be any chunks in my instant hot chocolate.

i grow coco plants on my deck. when i want to have hot chocolate i harvest and dry the seeds, hit them with a hammer, put them in a blender, and boil them in milk from my dairy cow. then i add sugar from my sugar cane farm and enjoy it in my ceramic cup from clay i found in the river.

EXACTLY.
heehee.
i grow coco plants on my deck. when i want to have hot chocolate i harvest and dry the seeds, hit them with a hammer, put them in a blender, and boil them in milk from my dairy cow. then i add sugar from my sugar cane farm and enjoy it in my ceramic cup from clay i found in the river.
ohhey me too.

I don't know about you guys but I use INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE. All you do is add water.


Here's a little "pro-bro tip", if you use milk instead of water, it tastes 10x better

Tom

Here's a little "pro-bro tip", if you use milk instead of water, it tastes 10x better
And if you use semen it taste 20x better!

I don't know about you guys but I use INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE. All you do is add water.

the luxuriously deep flavor of Ghiradelli Premium Chocolate Hazelnut Hot Cocoa creates an intense, lingering chocolate experience cherished by true cocoa lovers

made with the finest cocoa beans, real sugar, real vanilla, hazelnut extract, and real chocolate

my hot chocolate kicks your hot chocolate in the ass