Got a good one:
You: What is OP?
Stranger: hello good sir
Stranger: op?
Stranger: like op force
You: You must be a civilian. i have to get you to safety, there's zombies everywhere
Stranger: orab=nge pineapples
You: Follow me quickly!
Stranger: orange*
Stranger: i shall follow
You: Take this baseball bat, I'll use my revolver for now
Stranger: quickly run
Stranger: but i want the gun
You: We have to get to that mini-mart across town, my buddies have set up a safehouse
You: There you can arm yourself
You: I'm a crack shot, so I'll cover you for now
Stranger: but....but....but (starts crying)
You: Once we're there i have to keep going
You: Hey
You: Stay strong man
You: This is no time for crying
Stranger: ok (sniff)
You: This is time for surviving, and I don't want to see you end up like the rest of these forgeters
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets go
You: I need your help, and you need mine, so let's kick some ass, eh?
You: Alright
Stranger: eh indeed
You: *kicks open door into street*
You: *fires shot into zombie on right*
You: Let's get running, it's this way
Stranger: (hits zombies head off on left)
Stranger: ok
You: Good hit
Stranger: thnz
You: Heads roll easily on these meatbags
Stranger: hahaha laughing tie has ended!
You: Left here, left here, there's a forgetin' horde that way
You: Cover me while I reload
Stranger: where too then
Stranger: ok
You: We're going to the mini-mart, once we turn right up here it'll be straight away about 4 blocks
You: Start running, there's some on the rooftops too
Stranger: sounds easy enough
Stranger: oh crap
You: Oh stuff
Stranger: wait look here
Stranger: (gets in abondened car)
You: Knock on wood, it's never that easy. What'd you find?
You: Careful
You: Alright, nothin' in the backseat
Stranger: i will hot wire it cover me~
You: See if it starts, I'll hold it off
You: From the roof!
Stranger: wait one more minute
You: *mid-air kill on a falling zombie*
Stranger: come on
Stranger: got it!!!!
You: Cool
Stranger: lets go
You: *rolls over hood and into passenger seat*
Stranger: (starts car)
You: Open that sunroof, I'll keep 'em off us while you drive
Stranger: k
Stranger: (skids round corners)
You: *fires out the back at chasing zombies*
You: Watch your speed, don't throw me out of this car
Stranger: Duck!
You: Ducking!
Stranger: oh no just a duck
Stranger: zombie duck!!!1
Stranger: its got a gun
You: Oh crap, that's a big ass zombie ahead. I'm putting shots into it but it's just not driving
You: Floor this baby and prepare to roll
You: in 2
You: 3*
You: 2
You: 1
You: ROLL
Stranger: this will hurt
Stranger: (rolls car)
You: *throws himself out the door and rolls across pavement*
You: (NOT ROLLING THE CAR >:()
You: *watches as car continues full speed into the big ass zombie, killing it*
Stranger: Oh crap my legs!
You: The mini-mart is just ahead, I'll carry you
You: Take my gun for now and fire behind me
Stranger: no get away!
Stranger: (flamming car exlodes)
You: What then
You: I'm not leaving yo!
You: you*
You: We're almost to safety, just cover me man
You: I can't let you die
Stranger: ok!1
You: *throws stranger over shoulder*
You: Here's my revolver, keep 'em of our asses while I run us to the mini-mart
Stranger: (takes revolver and starts firing
You: *runs to the best of my ability to the minimart*
You: ALMOST THERE
You: SHIIIIIT
You: *safehouse door opens seeing us coming*
You: *tosses stranger over shoulder into the safehouse*
You: *follows stranger in and shuts the door*
You: We're safe for now, now load up for yourself. Give me the revolver back, I have to keep going
Stranger: (just before door closes shoots at leaking oil on street, large explosion)
You: There are others out there
Stranger: k
You: Glad you're safe, best of luck later on
Stranger: thanks
You: See ya man, it was a pleasure kicking ass with you
Stranger: (loud noise of zombies banging on door
You: *ducks out of safehouse door into the zombie infested dusk*
