he also needs his wife and child in the picture too.
"Alright kids family photo time! Oh and don't mind the sign I'm holding up that says 'Taboo' and don't pay any attention to the fact that I'm in work clothes, I'm trying to prove who I am to some kids on the internet."
"BUT DAD I'M PLAYING LEGO PIRATES OF THE CARRIBIBIBBI, I'M PLAYING LEGO PIRATES!"
"No buts, your mom will be home any minute and I need her in the picture too!"
*ring ring ring*
"Honey, I need you looking your best! We have a photoshoot when we get home!"
"What the forget are you talking about?"
"It's important, I'm trying to prove to some kids on the internet that I'm a teacher!"