Author Topic: Rant  (Read 1889 times)

This is a rant on the kids at school who are abnormally skinny, very white, and decide to never wear deodorant. You know, we all do, most of them have either ADD, ADHD, or are basement dwellers with high metabolism. They are the awkward outcasts of all schools. The only part I hate the most about them is that they never wear deodorant. Quite frankly, they have nothing going for them except for the fact that they are usually really smart. But you could at least do us all a loving favor and put some damn deodorant on. its not that hard, its not expensive. so why do you refuse to do it? Th only possible explanation I can think of is that way back in the 1100's people didn't wear deodorant and their BO was considered attractive. So therefor, they believe that because it was back then, it is now. Well you're loving wrong. People have standards now. So invest in a god damn roll on /rant

Deodorant smells like stuff

Deodorant smells like stuff
At least it smells better than ass


I can't think of someone like that

At least it smells better than ass

To be honest I'd rather smell someone's ass directly than most modern-day deodorant.
Especially when you're in the gym changing rooms and the upper years just got out of their class and they spray on half a can of the stuff each


To be honest I'd rather smell someone's ass directly than most modern-day deodorant.
Especially when you're in the gym changing rooms and the upper years just got out of their class and they spray on half a can of the stuff each
They should man the forget up and use that gel stuff like the one Grumpy posted.

Irish Spring sounds like slang for a keg of lager or something


You just described a boy at my school named Logan, except he's practically handicapped, wants to beat me up, and pretends to hit me with water bottles.  I push him and he tells a teacher I'm bullying him.

You also described a girl at my school named Bre, except she's practically handicapped, too.  

To be honest I'd rather smell someone's ass directly than most modern-day deodorant.
Especially when you're in the gym changing rooms and the upper years just got out of their class and they spray on half a can of the stuff each
Axe =/= Deodorant.  Axe is stuff



Pretty much describes me. But I wear deodorant, I still smell like ass.