If that happened here, I would loving shoot that thing. Good thing we don't have tornadoes.
Alternatively:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07JR_4KJPk
ONE MILLION HAITIAN CHILDREN ARE STARVING SIRfeed them my semen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-vQbn-N1Mothunderbolt master race
We'd get a siren in the Netherlands weekly. I don't know from what but my best guess is the watergate.