Swallow a whole bunch of mercury.
No! Do not listen to these people at all! Rubbing Alcohol will make your face sting wayyyy worse!ANDSwallowing Mercury will KILL you!Whatever you do, DO NOT take these guys advise!
Frozen you're a complete idiot.
It was an obvious joke.You all have no sense of humor.
your jokes suck
Use better razors and shaving creamor MAN UP