Are you fat?
I really don't wear many graphic t-shirts because they look and feel weird and people give you odd looks when you wear something with heavy or bright colors.
When I wear jerseys everyone always asks me "Who are you today?"
King of the Hill
I want that shirt.
If I throw a stickWill you go away?
guns don't kill peopleI kill people, with guns
worst shirts ever are the dumb ones with some crap about hating your sister, losing your homework, hating school, eat sleep gaming, and dumb crap like that they usually look the same too