Kill someone. Obvious answer broski.
That's not alive, like a pumpkin
I was pretty pissed today too, got a watermelon, two apples, one banana, a knife, walked outside, tossed them in the air, played loving live action fruit ninja, really satisfying...
Stress ballGet one
Or use the pair that comes with the package already when born. Also, Man period. Or at least I think males have something similiar to a period.
love ed. google it.