MapleStory Maplestory isn't that game with the liquid things that used to be jello until they got hit with acid and survived and set on a everlasting online quest to destroy the human race meanwhile a tactical nuke was in place and nuked half the world amazingly there were 3 survivors Goru The Magical Mall Cop Kings Swords A lot A guy with swords for hands and luscious hair and finally the Cloud on a dark stormy cloud took out his sword and fought the weather but got hit by lightning and now he is Magik The Ice Wizard then they got separated by the government and fled to a island where they were reunited DA 3ND :].
I've read some pretty loving stupid things in my life but that took the cake. It loving ripped the cake out of my goddamn hands and smashed it into 17 trillion fragments, ran each one over with a different steamroller, mixed them together with buffalo intestines, ground them into powder, and baked them into a new cake that I ate and then shat out in the form of the above post. True story.