Mike and the Murder Mystery *Discontinued*

[IkeTheGeneric]

What is your bidding

No

It's going to go just like it was before. You ask for progress to happen in the way that you suggest towards, and if the person in-charge deems it a worthy suggestion, it is drawn and shall be so.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

:YOU ARE A TOOL.
:But I wanted to be a vibrator!

[Kira100000]

ask who this silly man is sitting at my computer

[PowerDag]

Kick his face in!

[Jetlok]

You man up at try to face your fears!

:Wh-who are you, silly man? And on my computer, no less!? Reveal yourself!
:I am Katamari the squid! I'm here to protect you fr-

:Owww!

:Wahhhh!
:Speak, squid!
Amongst all the confusion, you hear a loud noise outside the door. It sounds scary! You better arm yourself with something.

[PowerDag]

> Equip Katamari as a BLUNT WEAPON!

[Jetlok]

You're not getting anywhere near that thing.

[PowerDag]

> Use AWESOME STRENGTH to rip the disk holder out of the ground!
Then use it as a BLUNT WEAPON.

[Jetlok]

You're stupid.

:N-nooo! Dddon't go! Wahhh! N-nnnoooo!

The door opens.
:No no no no no!

[Scarpelt]

QUICK HIDE BEHIND THE SQUID

[PowerDag]

> Throw SQUID SNOT out door.

[masterockets]

Throw squid at door
play computer

[Jetlok]

A tall scary looking man walks in. He looks around before running up to Kata..

And whacking him in the face with a giant orange fish!


He looks at you after hitting Kata, readying his fish.
:QUIIICK RUNNNN!
:SHUT UP friend.

Oh nooo!

[masterockets]

KICK OTHER GUY IN CROTCH AREA

[Katamari007]

SAVE ME BY CREATING A DISTRACTION