after some thorough convincing, I've been told that people liked the old style better and I guess nick isn't that bothered by this adventure lol so forget everything I said


: Discard your hat and let us continue with the plan...

After a tough struggle with the man-eating ropes, you squirmed free of your enemy's clever binding tool and figured out that the lizard dragon dinosaur thing's rope was much stronger than yours.

: Don't worry, I'll come back for you.
It won't take that long.
AND THEN A QUICK AND THOROUGH SEARCH THROUGH THE FACILITY YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF TRAPPED INSIDE OF

You come across a room full of doors. Pitiful. An enemy's hideout, and it's dull and full of friggin doors.
Right then, the door swings open. You decide to squeeze yourself unnoticed behind the opened door and wait to attack whomever steps out of the door.

Quietly, you reach into your pocket and pull out your brandished weapon...
Dental floss.

: ....

: My dentist recommended I floss after every meal, so I carry this with me!