Author Topic: Mike and the Murder Mystery *Discontinued*  (Read 29364 times)

new style looks better
keep it

Thanks


Who cares if you're copying the art style of another comic

it looks good, thats why people use it

plus they dont even look all that same

But Nick is maddd

And I careee




>> Alright, listen up you stupid robot, I've got a plan for you. After failing to make a fortune, my buddies kicked me out and I had to find some place to reside in. Luckily I got a job as a frycook until I could afford to get the latest and greatest (or so you could say) version of the trollbot.

What we're going to do is explained in five steps.
Step one, we're going to get back at those stupid jerks for kicking me out. Step two, we're going to make a scheme to fool people out of their money. It can't be that hard. Step three, buy some weaponry. Step four, make an army. Step five, screw stuff up and finally get back at that stupid kid for making a fool out of me.

>YES MASTER *bzzt*

after some thorough convincing, I've been told that people liked the old style better and I guess nick isn't that bothered by this adventure lol so forget everything I said


: Discard your hat and let us continue with the plan...



After a tough struggle with the man-eating ropes, you squirmed free of your enemy's clever binding tool and figured out that the lizard dragon dinosaur thing's rope was much stronger than yours.

: Don't worry, I'll come back for you.

It won't take that long.

AND THEN A QUICK AND THOROUGH SEARCH THROUGH THE FACILITY YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF TRAPPED INSIDE OF



You come across a room full of doors. Pitiful. An enemy's hideout, and it's dull and full of friggin doors.

Right then, the door swings open. You decide to squeeze yourself unnoticed behind the opened door and wait to attack whomever steps out of the door.



Quietly, you reach into your pocket and pull out your brandished weapon...

Dental floss.

: ....
: My dentist recommended I floss after every meal, so I carry this with me!

SELF-UPDATE

wooah
You sweep around the door after fashioning the dental floss into a makeshift rope circle

: It's nice to meet you, mortal.
: You're going to lead me out of here or I will kill you!
: I'm a vampire, I'm immortal.



You fractured your assbone!
« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 03:40:24 PM by IkeTheGeneric »

Floss his teeth to death!

He took the floss from you

Trick him into cutting a hole in the wall so sunlight shines in and burns him to a crisp, or make a hole yourself.

Trick him into cutting a hole in the wall so sunlight shines in and burns him to a crisp, or make a hole yourself.


: Hey!

: Hoop!

: AAH!!
He pulls a gun.

*BANG*


well that's not sunlight


Your Iphone starts ringing, somebody is texting you!
: <Finally I can get revenge on that fool cop or whoever made a fool of me years ago>

: hello?? who are you?
: 4h YeS sIr. We H4Ve C4RgO fOr YoU.
: cargo??? what cargo?
: C4R gO vRoOm VrOoM!!
: who is this?? hello? <hangs up>
: Hehehe. That was rich.

WELL SINCE NOBODY WANTS TO UPDATE
Party switch>>


You are Jack Warner

Currently standing next to the remains of the old treehouse you played in years ago..

You decide to walk away, remembering all the fond memo-

STRIFE

wait no wrong adventure
oh stuff what is this thing

tell robot stories of when you were young

i thought you said you didn't like homestuck

i thought you said you didn't like homestuck

Are you proposing that I cannot change my mind?

I was feeble-minded and quickly judged it before I found out that it's actually pretty loving awesome.


tell robot stories of when you were young

You have more important things to do!

Bang! You quickly move away!


: What the stuff. I just made this robot!

Welcome to: THE PAST.

Two hours before the murder, actually.


Robot: Become self aware