How to not get mugged.

[Hiiro326]

I'm wondering which comedian made a joke like this.

It went something like "If you ever get mugged drop your pants. Nobody wants to mug a guy with his junk out"


Thanks.

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[Corporal Heart]

CRISS ANGEL
idk

[Trifax]

CRISS ANGEL
idk

He's not a comedian, but thanks anyway for this additional extremely helpful post. You're a comedy wizard.

[Hiiro326]

He's not a comedian, but thanks anyway for this additional extremely helpful post. You're a comedy wizard.

Comedy SORCERER actually.

[Corporal Heart]

He's not a comedian, but thanks anyway for this additional extremely helpful post. You're a comedy wizard.

dude i know criss angel isnt a comedian hes a loving magician i love him

[Skorpion]

What if the mugger is a homoloveual?

[Makingblah]

My friends got mugged recently.

Bunch of handicaps.

[Shinji]

What if the mugger is a rapist?

[Clone v.117]

if the police are trying to arrest you take off your clothes, maybe they wont want to anymore

EDIT: and piss on yourself.

[fred da kiko]

if you're getting raped just start stuffting and pissing, the rapist will be like "yeah bitch, squeal like a pig, spue... wait, aww stuff he's pooping. aww gross, it's on my shoes, awwwwwwww awwwwwwwww aua augluaaa ah ah auhglaaaaa"

[Clone v.117]

if you're getting raped just start stuffting and pissing, the rapist will be like "yeah bitch, squeal like a pig, spue... wait, aww stuff he's pooping. aww gross, it's on my shoes, awwwwwwww awwwwwwwww aua augluaaa ah ah auhglaaaaa"

wont work on me


kinky

[steve5451]

What if the mugger is a homoloveual?

Then you get raped and mugged.
._.

[fred da kiko]

wont work on me


kinky

acidic diarrhea

[Clone v.117]

acidic diarrhea

loveual pleasure