Life lessons with Shinji and a bunch of people from a forum about internet legos

[Shinji]

Lesson #1 - Never masturbate with dandruff shampoo or even normal shampoo. Seriously that stuff will hurt at first then make your richard all scaly.

Lesson #2 - If you plan on joining the military, everything recruiters say is bullstuff. Ask a friend or family member that has served. If you don't have any, read up on it or ask Titanium since he was in the guard.

Lesson #3 - Never take advice on guns from children who believe Call of Duty is realistic.

Lesson #4 - Follow this lesson. (A beautiful lesson by Orion)

Lesson #5 - When driving in poor neighborhoods, never drive in the right lane. You will either hit a dumb ass child or have to wait for a plethra of people to go across the crosswalk (A lesson by Joker Card)

Lesson #6: Monocle is an eternal love god.

More lessons to come.

Why did I make this topic you ask? I currently have nothing better to do. And this is very good advice.

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dont ever masturbate with a rag you will rip yourself :3

[Kevdude]

Lesson #3 - Lesson #1 is bullstuff

[Coolio]

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[Orion]

Lesson #4 - Follow this lesson.

[Night Fox]

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[Lørd Tøny]

You will feel better if you masturbate with a steel wool pad. Remember if it doesn't hurt, you're not trying hard enough.

[Riot]

Life Lesson #5 - Agree with everything.

[Sk8GameFreak]

Life lesson #6 - All life lessons after this are bullstuff.

[Sami2ss]

Life lesson #7 - All life lessons before this are bullstuff.

[Joker Card]

Life lesson #_
When driving in poor neighborhoods, never drive in the right lane. You will either hit a dumb ass child or have to wait for a plethra of people to go across the crosswalk

[The Corporation]

Life Lesson #9
Don't mess with someone you don't know anything about. If you do, assume they have the upper hand and treat them as if they were more dangerous than you until more information can be extracted.

[Joker Card]

Life lesson #_

Don't drive fast. What ever it is, it can wait the extra 3 minutes of traffic lights. It's not worth killing yourself, or someone else. No matter what it is.


Life Lesson#_

Don't cheat on someone. This is pretty self explanitory, just don't do it, If you want to be with someone else, Leave the other person and be with that person you want to be with. It will hurt less if you break up with them instead of them finding out you have been screwing her/his bestfriend for 3 months.

Free money lesson# 1
Take a penny. Go door to door with several friends and ask for something bigger or better. Once you gt soemthing of good value, sell it on craigs list. However, you have to say that you and your friends are playing a game called bigger or better and that you are looking for somethign bigger or better than the item you have.

[Caution]

Lesson #_

Always trust GPS instead of family members in the car, even if they claim they know where they're going, especially in big cities.

Lesson #_

Joker is wrong about driving slow. If you're familiar with the road, you can always risk maybe 8mph over and still be safe as far as handling goes and most likely cars around you will still be going faster making you less likely to be pulled over.

[Roknrollwill]

Don't drive fast. What ever it is, it can wait the extra 3 minutes of traffic lights. It's not worth killing yourself, or someone else. No matter what it is.

But the lights, they aren't synchronized :c