Author Topic: [100x70] Experiment Z - SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS! ZOMBIES!  (Read 34576 times)

Take key and proceed with obvious course of action
Allow me to rephrase that
Take key and proceed to go downstairs and open bread box

Why not just break the drawer open?

Allow me to rephrase that
forget off

who knows, there probably are no bread boxes in his house

who knows, there probably are no bread boxes in his house
you never know

proceed downstairs


As you walk downstairs, you ponder the idea of just breaking open the drawer, but you reckon that you father would just start using your spine as backscratcher if he found out you went against his wishes. So you know, best to open it legitimately. Any who, you come down into your lovely living room with yet another picture your father has framed.

Inspect couch, then go outside and kill your father

Look at poster, and dig through the couch cushions.
Then go outside.

How do you do those --------- lines under the words?

Look at picture and proceed into kitchen

Look at poster, and dig through the couch cushions.




Your dad always loved World War II posters, but you weren't too sure why he did. Oh well.

You creep down and sit on the couch and peer into the crack between the cushions. Nothing but some dust bunnies.


Poke the poster and do that thing that happened in the prison book thingie

Your dad always loved World War II posters, but you weren't too sure why he did. Oh well.
Because WWII was one of the most spectacular conflicts the world had ever seen, I guess.

Poke the poster and do that thing that happened in the prison book thingie
Shawshank Redemption.

take dust bunny along as pet