Update this thread.

: Hello readers, 'tis NickTheSushi here.

: Why am I posting through my pixel persona? Ask my therapist, more on that later.

: Anywho, it's been brought to my attention that some of the fine readers that indulge themselves in my adventure game don't know how to take it serious.

: Yes, I made Menen's Search for the Magical Milkshake, which was perhaps one of the more sillier adventures here at the forums, and yeah I'm a pretty silly guy sometimes.

: But right here, I'm trying to make a semi-serious/macarabe adventure, but you guys aren't letting me do that, now are you?

: I mean, with your average adventure reader, being you guys, (see the panel below) constantly posting the most idiotic commands or suggestions, thinking you guys are just so goddamn hilarious and mindblowingly funny, it makes me not even want to
think about updating.
Now that you have that sweet poster, Nopa Lisa is happy, and has invited you to a dinner party, and you're to eat the finest of canned goods.
dafuq
rape rock man
molest nopa lisa
grow lasers out of your arm
<equip nopa lisa>
<start singing the ballad of mona lisa and replace mona lisa with nopa lisa
You suddenly gain a special interest for spanking yourself

: Yes, I like to be silly now and then, but with this adventure, don't just be a loving handicap. Alright?

: Now, for you readers who are actually posting good commands, you keep doing that. You're doing good and you can have some reader treats at the end of this presentation. Actual update coming tomorrow.