Author Topic: CAPSLOCK DAY IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS (Read 5397 times)

Stocking · June 28, 2011, 03:20:45 AM

STOCKING HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC THREAD. BILLY MAYS WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST PITCHMEN IN HISTORY AND WAS MOST FAMOUS FOR YELLING ABOUT AMAZING NEW PRODUCTS LIKE OXYCLEAN, MIGHTY PUTTY AND KABOOM STAIN REMOVER. JUNE 28TH WAS THE DAY GOD RECRUITED HIM TO SELL GOLDEN MANSIONS IN HEAVEN JUST LIKE THAT, AND IT'S THE NATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR REMEMBERING BILLY MAYS.

SOME OF BILLY MAYS UNFORGETTABLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO HUMANITY

KABOOM
MIGHTY PUTTY
OXY CLEAN
QUICK CHOP
ORANGE GLO
BIG CITY SLIDER
SAMURAI SHARK
THE AWESOME AUGER
VIDALIA SLICE-IT
HERCULES HOOK

REST IN PEACE BILLY MAYS, YOU WILL BE MISSED AND FOREVER REMEMBERED.

IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP THE CELEBRATIONS TO THIS THREAD JUST SAYIN

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Nickelob Ultra · June 28, 2011, 03:21:00 AM

REST IN PEACE, SWEET PRINCE.

LINK TO THE FACEBOOK EVENT, IF YOU WISH TO LEAVE ANY RESPECTFUL COMMENTS TO THE KING OF CLEAN.

Narkro555 · June 28, 2011, 03:21:52 AM

He looks like my 8th grade science teacher...

HI, <name> HERE, AND I'M HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS TODAY ABOUT FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME.

Lesrock · June 28, 2011, 03:22:21 AM

YOU LEFT OUT ORANGE GLO. :C

Sonicfangirl11 · June 28, 2011, 03:22:40 AM

I WILL ALWAYS MISS YOU.

YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY OXYCLEAN.

YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN MY SHIRT NEEDED CLEANING

REST IN PEACE, SWEET PRINCE.

Tom · June 28, 2011, 03:24:32 AM

LOL I READ OP IN BILLY MAYS VOICE.

Brickman · June 28, 2011, 03:25:31 AM

Quote from: Narkro555 on June 28, 2011, 03:21:52 AM

HE LOOKS LIKE MY 8TH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER...

I FIXED IT FOR YOU, NO WORRIES.
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE INDEED.

R.I.P BILLY MAYS, MAY HIS CLOTHES FOREVER BE OXYCLEANED.

I'M READING THIS WHOLE THREAD IN BILLY MAYS VOICE.

Shinji · June 28, 2011, 03:25:35 AM

HI SHINJI HERE HONORING BILLY MAYS.

battlebrain · June 28, 2011, 03:25:49 AM

LOL HE DIED ON A COCAINE OVERDOSE DIDN'T HE?!

Jacob/Lee · June 28, 2011, 03:26:01 AM

REST IN PEACE, GREAT ~~HAWKER~~ GOODS VENDOR. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR GREAT TV STUDIO IN THE SKY.

Shinji · June 28, 2011, 03:26:51 AM

Quote from: battlebrain on June 28, 2011, 03:25:49 AM

LOL HE DIED ON A COCAINE OVERDOSE DIDN'T HE?!

SIR YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY STUPID TODAY. HE DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK OR HEART COMPLICATIONS.

Lesrock · June 28, 2011, 03:26:55 AM

Quote from: battlebrain on June 28, 2011, 03:25:49 AM

LOL HE DIED ON A COCAINE OVERDOSE DIDN'T HE?!

SCREW YOU, YUH NON-BELIEVER.

Riot · June 28, 2011, 03:27:56 AM

GOOD NIGHT BILLY MAYS, I CAN ONLY WISH FOR WHAT YOU CAN PERCEIVE AT THE MOMENT OF ETERNITY.
HERE IS A HARMLESS JOKE TO HONOR HIM.

Stocking · June 28, 2011, 03:28:47 AM

Quote from: Lesrock on June 28, 2011, 03:22:21 AM

YOU LEFT OUT ORANGE GLO. :C

IT'S TRUE AND I ADDED IT TO THE OP. WHO DOESN'T LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOOD?

Regulith · June 28, 2011, 03:29:23 AM

ANGEL'S ROBES HAVE NEVER BEEN WHITER

I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR ADVICE, THAT MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE, BUT IN FACT A SUPER-POWERED EPOXY

WE MISS YOU, BILLY