[800x600] Troll Adventures - Let's continue the first saga. (New formspring!)

[Orion]

sell gold bars for infinite money

buy the world.

[Ad Bot]

[Club559]

sell gold bars for infinite money

buy the world.

Your mission is almost complete.
You are about to officially be the Troll of all Trolls.

Money: $∞

You must first buy the world from GOD, who is apparently raging at you.
This should be complicated.

[Jokey365]

Kill self, become a ghost, find God's grave, trade God his body for Earth

[Club559]

Kill self, become a ghost, find God's grave, trade God his body for Earth

Action failed - No way to kill self

[Jokey365]

Acquire rope

Kill self, become a ghost, find God's grave, trade God his body for Earth

[Club559]

Acquire rope

Action failed - No rope to acqu-

You just knew this was going to happen. You knew it.
Trolls lose in the end. Always. They never win.
You feel it's not fair. You are determined revenge.
...someday.



Please relax during intermission. Club559 is busy setting up the third saga. (You better believe it, we just went past the second saga. It was one action long.)

[kanew2000]

OBJECTION!

Tape metal to your hands and feet.

Use magnets and some system of circles to spin round and round.

SHUT OFF THE SYSTEM!

Go flying toward's the president's big red bomb button.

PRESS WITH FACE.

???

You die along with some more,currently dead raging people

[Club559]

INVENTORY
Fists
Troll Points: 0/6

Your worst nightmare. You went from almost being the Troll of all Trolls into a rage-face. Now YOU are fighting trolls.
YOU are you.
CHESTS are things you can open and get items from.
TROLLS are people you hate that you have to fight to pass each board.
When you fill your TROLL POINTS, you turn back into a troll.
To gain TROLL POINTS will be figured out later.

-CONSOLE-
Please enter coordinates to interact with.
>____

[kanew2000]

get chest,if a troll approaches you,buy anti-wrinkle cream and throw it at them

[Club559]

get chest,if a troll approaches you,buy anti-wrinkle cream and throw it at them

-CONSOLE-
Translating ENGLISH to RAGECODE...
>D2.Open
>D2.Contain(D2.Contents,Items.AntiWrinkle)


INVENTORY
Fists
RageSword
Anti-Wrinkle Cream
Troll Points: 1/6

Who ever knew that being a rage-face was hard work?

-CONSOLE-
Please enter command/ragecode.
>_________

[Jokey365]

use the anti-wrinkle cream on the trolls like you're fapping

[Cybertails1998]

retrieve fists from invintory

[Qwepir]

Against every single fiber of my sanity, I think this adventure is kind of cool. Apart from the art, it's actually pretty creative.

[Club559]

use the anti-wrinkle cream on the trolls like you're fapping

-CONSOLE-
Translating ENGLISH to RAGECODE...
A1.Attack(Inventory.3)
C4.Attack(Inventory.3)
F5.Attack(Inventory.3)




Yes! You passed the board!

Alright everybody, tutorial's over. Let's start the game.
INVENTORY
Fists
RageSword
Troll Points: 1/6
Health: 100/100
Lives: 2

[Tomcat]

Use Rage-kirby powar to suck up one troll with a suck of rage. Become troll. Rape another troll. un-become troll, kill troll when he recuperate from rape.

PROBLEM, SOAP?