[800x600] Troll Adventures - Let's continue the first saga. (New formspring!)

[Gambsy]

Press dah buttonz

[Ad Bot]

[kanew2000]

G4.Attack(Inventory.2)
G1.Flee

[Club559]

G4.Attack(Inventory.2)
G1.Flee

You attack with RageSword!
Troll dies!
-too lazy to make an image-
You FLEE!
P-p-p-p-p-p....

[masterockets]

Do we have to forget an old move for a new one?

[Club559]

Money: 0 (sadface)
You prove yourself a worthy troll, and God allows you to buy Earth.
He did, however, say that he was updating Earth to version 1.3.7.0.5.8 soon, and then you won't have enough money to pay up again.
For now, enjoy world domination.
What do?

[kanew2000]

do the money thingamagij again,rape all of japan's school girls, create spaceship out of magnets that goes 1,000,000,000,000 MPH. but can go slower.

buy all the mercenaries in the world,purchase all the armies in the world,get all of them in very big and very tough spaceship,fly to heaven and take over with satan. then troll satan by filling hell with water and dissolving all of hell's population in hot boiling water.

[Club559]

do the money thingamagij again,rape all of japan's school girls, create spaceship out of magnets that goes 1,000,000,000,000 MPH. but can go slower.

buy all the mercenaries in the world,purchase all the armies in the world,get all of them in very big and very tough spaceship,fly to heaven and take over with satan. then troll satan by filling hell with water and dissolving all of hell's population in hot boiling water.

You do all this, and


WHAT loving DO?

[kanew2000]

Punch all other trolls in the face,feed them carrots and call them homos,then throw them in the National Homoloveual Rapist Commitee building and lock the door.

Then win the game.

[masterockets]

Go back in time (with magnets) and win the game
Problem, the game?

[Club559]

Go back in time (with magnets) and win the game
Problem, the game?

What do now?

[Ector]

PUT PORTAL INSIDE PORTAL

[Socky]

PUT PORTAL INSIDE PORTAL

THEN DIVIDE BY 0

[Comatose]

Create a wormhole with the two portals, firing them into each other so you may enter an alternate dimension, and rule both worlds. Then, blow up Earth, and close the portals, leaving you in the dimension forever.

Problem, Earth and science?