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I just got back from baseball practice, and on the way home we stopped at the grocery store. I walked inside the grocery store and got some snacks, I got a bag of Doritos, and a jar of pickles, and red diamond sweet tea. So half a second after I pickles picked up the jar of pickles I ALMOST broke into tears. Now your thinking edman wtf. Pickles? So come with me into this time warp right here. Warping Early 2011. I have a bestfriend named John, we do everything together. He comes camping with me every weekend, I stay the night at his house 2~3 times a week. I walk into his house and wake him up in the mornings, some times he comes over and eats breakfast with me. It was a normal day, I walked over and sat on his couch. He called from the kitchen and said,"I will be right in brosef." He walked in hold a jar of pickles. So now were back to the pickles. We shared the pickles, then ate the rest of the jar(of pickles). Now time for another timewarp- a few months later. Now its time when my family starts packing up the boxes, having a yardsell, and painting the walls on our new house(rental). I move 15-20 minutes away, and I hardly ever see him. I miss him and my other  friends so much, and the jar of pickles reminded me of him. I can't get my friends off my mind. What should I do to keep them of my mind?
« Last Edit: June 29, 2011, 12:00:44 AM by edman2299K »

Well, I would suggest make new friends? asking the community won't help you enough.

I have plenty of friends here, but its just not the same.

When a jar of pickles reminds you of your best friend John, that means you're gay.

I read this much:
I just got back from baseball practice, and on the way home we stopped at the grocery store. I walked inside the grocery store and got some snacks, I got a bag of Doritos, and a jar of pickles, and red diamond sweet tea. So half a second after I pickles I ALMOST broke into tears.

then i thought what was going to happen:

"when i was young my uncle use to stick pickles up my ass, horrible memories."

A few options would be that you either

Man up
Waste those 15-20 minutes (seriously, it's just a few minutes) to meet with your friend/s
Make him waste 15-20minutes to meet with you



I for one don't have many friends in the village I live in.
My actual friends live 10-15minutes away from me and I waste my time getting to them and vice versa.

My parents work all the time, so do his?

A few options would be that you either

Man up
Waste those 15-20 minutes (seriously, it's just a few minutes) to meet with your friend/s
Make him waste 15-20minutes to meet with you



I for one don't have many friends in the village I live in.
My actual friends live 10-15minutes away from me and I waste my time getting to them and vice versa.
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i was thinking his friend dropped the jar of pickles and some how died an instant death.

i was thinking his friend dropped the jar of pickles and some how died an instant death.
The brine is his life force.