Anyone know how to earn money quick?

[David819]

I need to earn 250$ dollars anyone have an idea how i can earn this money quick?
No i can't get a job im too young :C
No i can't mow the lawn i suck at that

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

Sell things somewhat valuable

[Rugged]

Get a job. That's what I'm trying to do later today.

[Night Fox]

Prostitution.
Especially to virgins.
Then it will be really quick.

[Joker Card]

Job =/= quick cash. Unless he has a month to get this money, he won't get enough from minimum wage

[Andretti]

If you play an instrument play a gig somewhere that gets you paid. I just made $150 playing drums at a camp for one week.

[Joker Card]

Mug people on the streets, take their money and sell their valuables.

[asablief]

[David819]

i suck at mowing the lawn and im tooo young to get a job

[Joker Card]

Here's a good one. Why do YOU, someone too young to get a job and too dumb to mow a lawn, need $250

[Rugged]

You should get a j-

No i can't get a job im too young :C

...then why don't you just mo-

No i can't mow the lawn i suck at that

...

Well then loving beg your mom for money. That's really all I know of.

[Tremrist]

So he can pay for his drugs

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

1. If you are to young... weed someones yard for $20. Well, $10 in your case.

2. You could try to ask Badspot  someone for another job.

[Bisjac]

how do you feel about getting naked on webcam?

i know very specifically how and where you can make $1000 by this time tomorrow

[Joker Card]

So he can pay for his drugs

Has to get the $250 to pay back the ice cream man for all of the mexican weed he smuggled into his house