YouTube comments nowadays...

[D3ATHCAT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnpwV63KiY

>Sees top comments on this video

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[NotKreation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnpwV63KiY

>Sees top comments on this video

DAD WTF


MOM WTF??

[Narkro555]

My English teacher is so pissed off about this that he gave us an assignment to make 3 intelligent comments on Youtube and print them out for extra credit.

[luluthe42nd]

My English teacher is so pissed off about this that he gave us an assignment to make 3 intelligent comments on Youtube and print them out for extra credit.

"47 people missed the like button"
"Thumbs up if you like pie"
"DON'T READ THIS OGJSB
You gon get kissed but if u don post this on 5 other videos ull b raeped"

A+ top of the class.

[Lørd Tøny]

"*amount of dislikes on video* people *embarassingly unwitty reference to video*"
Example


This comment posted currently on page 3 of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc
Just to prove it's not fake.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPH-vhpEnaI

Goodness, these are everywhere.

I like to say, well maybe (X) amount of people clicked the dislike button so friends like you would say "(X) amount of people are (Y)!"

[aml]

Why can't you people just ignore it?
It's just people calling out for attention.

[NotKreation]

Why can't you people just ignore it?
It's just people calling out for attention.

I tend to read comments for lulz.
Most suck now though.

[Caution]

They're on Kong, too. :(

[Yosher]

I even see "thumbs up if u have a youtube account!1!!!!11one!1" these days, so it's not that weird. Comments have changed to "handicapped attempts to get a green number on your comment"

[Clone v.117]

250 pepulz r dumeb :D

[Caution]

So many loving people are crying about Vevo on music videos too, god dammit shut the forget up. There's nothing even bad about Vevo.

And no stuff you'd know that song from Transformers. GAH.

[Sunglasses]

Watching a video on Battlefield 3

Top comment:

OMG THIS IS SUCH A COD RIPOFF, COD FOREVER.

MINECRAFT IS BETTER THAN THIS stuff.

with 243 thumbs up.

[YoshiDude]

Damnit, forgot the stupid "ONE M0:00RE TIME" comments on music videos.

That originated from this song, I'm pretty sure.

Watching a video on Battlefield 3

Top comment:

OMG THIS IS SUCH A COD RIPOFF, COD FOREVER.

MINECRAFT IS BETTER THAN THIS stuff.

with 243 thumbs up.

If that guy was trolling, that got me pretty bad. I don't see what's so bad about Battlefield. CoD is just repetitive bullstuff on multiplayer, and since MW2 the story sucked ass. Seriously, now they're wanted by the US. What BS.

[Sunglasses]

or when i already know a track of music, and it gets used in a popular video game trailer, i go to the video:

"OMG THUNS UHP IF ASS CREED BROT U HERE"

[Yosher]

And not to forget about the disliker jokes.

"LOLOL THE DISLIKE BAR IS TEH SIEZ OF JOOSTIN BEIVERS DIK"
"THE 1 DISLIKER (insertsomebadthinghere)"