Author Topic: Guys, I also have like 40 Blackberries.  (Read 789 times)



Sedate your mother and lay her naked in a bathtub of whipped cream and blackberries.

Sedate your mother and lay her naked in a bathtub of whipped cream and blackberries.
That would be quite a waste of Blackberries.

That would be quite a waste of Blackberries.

Blackberries are quite the aphrodisiac, you could end the day with a new brother/son/thing.

Set up shop on a streetcorner with a sign "FREE BLACKBERRIES" with a picture of a phone the fruit.  When someone comes up, give them the fruit.  Profit?




Yes.
Brb Calling Ghostbusters. I have an ectoplasm backup in my rectum. :I