Need a song that troll chinese people

[(Fallen)]

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I am doing a Skype conference call with Aeschylus and we are going to call this angry chinese lady that thought I called her at 1 am when i never did. She was on an all caps rage with a heavy accent and bad english. "Y U CARR DEES NUMBA, NO ONE CARR AT ONE AM, I WIRR CARR PORICE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND yes, DO YOU UNDERSTAND yes, DO YOU UNDERSTAND yes, DO YOU UNDERSTAND yes, DO YOU UNDERSTAND YES FOR THE LAST loving TIME LADY I UNDERSTAND NOW SHUT UP! lol counter trolled. I tried to tell her I never called her but she wouldn't listen. XD anyways chinese trolling song help me out.
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[Ad Bot]

[Trifax]

Well forget you texas, and forget the lonestar state..

I got nothin', sorry

[Man 2]

Funny, I was just looking at the "4chan Trolls Ghost" thread. What a coincidence.
You realize that songs making fun of any race are heavily criticized and never taken well.
Songs insulting white people are just fine of course. loving tribal bastards.

[Jubel]

Well forget you texas, and forget the lonestar state..

It's Lonestar beer.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Trolling Chinese People?

Sing about mongols.

[Stocking]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvS96Cg0aDM

[Kadillus]

tel them they are chanks and there food tast like blu waffel and the have alian eyes

[Dodger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvS96Cg0aDM

Exactly what I was thinking of.