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what is the question
Will it Blend? That is the question.

Dear TeslaCoil,

May I stroke your snake?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.

What is the color of your shirt


Dear TeslaCoil,

May I stroke your snake?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.
Nope.
What is the color of your shirt
Purple-ish pink.
Break treaty?
What treaty?

what is the size of your bra

what is the size of your bra
It's made of an old pair of headphones. I threw it together for the lulz. The size I wouldn't know.

Nope.
Dear TeslaCoil,

May I at least touch your boobies?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.

How do I check if I am a fake? (or poser, someone putting on a facade)

Dear TeslaCoil,

May I at least touch your boobies?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.
I am Electrical. Meaning, untouchable.
How do I check if I am a fake? (or poser, someone putting on a facade)
Let's see, is your name Stacey at the moment?


Dear TeslaCoil,

Do you find it annoying that I am typing questions like this?

Yours truly,
Your stalker.

what turns you on
A Frankenstein styled Handle switch.
Dear TeslaCoil,

Do you find it annoying that I am typing questions like this?

Your truly,
Your stalker.
Gives me something to answer at least.

Let's see, is your name Stacey at the moment?

No it's Justin