Tesla, I heard you wank over sheep. Is this true?
Lies.
Tesla, where on Earth do you live?
Where the Hurricane is coming.
Tesla, how do I perform a heart bypass with household materials?
One Cup of Led shavings, an egg, and a pvc pipe.
Is it possible for you to use TeslaTroopers too send volts of 100 Pure battery voltage,
Racking up 2000 Volts of electricity too blast it into a tank too make a B.M.P(Bio magnectic pulse)
Making the earth's continets split into 2 more so we can have more space for the ocean too fill up in,Hopefully later creating T-Storms from the spare 500 Volts you did not use to create gaps in the continents?!?!
Nah, they just shock stuff.
Silly Mega, Tesla doesn't live on Earth.
Anyway!
What gun should I use if confronted by angry national socialists?
You don't know that.
Use the Tesla Gun from Killzone 2.