Author Topic: Talk to Tesla  (Read 83301 times)

Tesla, I heard you wank over sheep. Is this true?
Lies.
Tesla, where on Earth do you live?
Where the Hurricane is coming.
Tesla, how do I perform a heart bypass with household materials?
One Cup of Led shavings, an egg, and a pvc pipe.
Is it possible for you to use TeslaTroopers too send volts of 100 Pure battery voltage,
Racking up 2000 Volts of electricity too blast it into a tank too make a B.M.P(Bio magnectic pulse)
Making the earth's continets split into 2 more so we can have more space for the ocean too fill up in,Hopefully later creating T-Storms from the spare 500 Volts you did not use to create gaps in the continents?!?!
Nah, they just shock stuff.
Silly Mega, Tesla doesn't live on Earth.


Anyway!
What gun should I use if confronted by angry national socialists?
You don't know that.

Use the Tesla Gun from Killzone 2.





Napoleon Dynamite or Napoleon Bonaparte?

Why did ninja kill you.

Tesla, what happened to Tom?

Tesla, how do I build a machinegun out of diamonds?


why is my pee blue

Because you are having too much love. Stop it, ya child enthusiast.

Will you be entering skeleton mode?

Napoleon Dynamite or Napoleon Bonaparte?
Bonaparte
Why did ninja kill you.
You mean, Why did Ninja throw me.
Tesla, what happened to Tom?
I killed him!
Tesla, how do I build a machinegun out of diamonds?
That would be impratical. Diamonds may be strong but they can shatter.
why is my pee blue
Navi
Because you are having too much love. Stop it, ya child enthusiast.
Will you be entering skeleton mode?
On the night of the FULL MOOOOOONNNN.

TeslaCoil or TeslaGayFatforget

I lol'd at the "Navi" part. :D