Talk to Tesla

[Jetlok]

I need to be wiped.

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

I need to be wiped.

You mind or you excretory dispensers?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

snake vs. Vagina

[Jetlok]

You mind or you excretory dispensers?

both.

[TeslaCoil]

snake vs. Vagina

Mouth wins.

both.

I'll fetch the blowtorch.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Mouth wins. I'll fetch the blowtorch.

Mouth wins in what way?

[hankyje]

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

[TeslaCoil]

Mouth wins in what way?

By talking both out of a fight.

IS THIS YOUR CARD?

Close. But no cigar. I changed my card last night.

[Conan]

man i love this thread.


why do you like answering our questions tesla?

how do you pull these witty answers out of thin air?

and

If I have 15 barrels of eggplants and add them to 12 cups of bananas what do I get?

[TeslaCoil]

man i love this thread.


why do you like answering our questions tesla?

how do you pull these witty answers out of thin air?

and

Sorry I missed your question before.

It doesn't have to be a question. But I'll answer them.

I'm an Alchemist, I can change the structure of the air into witty answers.

If I have 15 barrels of eggplants and add them to 12 cups of bananas what do I get?

You get the new alternative fuel source to oil.

[Shadowed999]

Run or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?!?!?!

[Trymos]

Tesla, i got a real life baseball bat.

Wanna go looting the houses in the east coast on monday?

[TeslaCoil]

Run or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?!?!?!

BOTH

Tesla, i got a real life baseball bat.

Wanna go looting the houses in the east coast on monday?

Nope. But I can loot you in my spare time.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why are my testicles growing and the rest of my snake isn't?

[TeslaCoil]

Why are my testicles growing and the rest of my snake isn't?

It's because you are a short melon tree.