Author Topic: Talk to Tesla  (Read 83248 times)

Would you prefer the green blood or the sea dweller, ma'am?
Wheres the male with the pointy ears and green hat? I REMEMBER HAVING A PRISONER WITH A GREEN HAT AND STRANGE EARS!
* TeslaCoil knocks a cup of water over
well you'll hate it more after those zombies arrive
Rotten human beings.
I sacrafice my son, Extrude.
The flesh of a human boy can not satiate my hunger. I need a non human creature! You have wasted your son and my time!
* TeslaCoil waves to the guards to escort Mega-Bear out

Here, I have a butterfly for you to snack on.

Here, I have a butterfly for you to snack on.
"FOOL"

"I WILL THROW YOU IN THE ROOM OF POISONOUS BUTTERFLIES FOR TRYING TO SCARE ME"

"Seize him!"
* TeslaCoil Motions for guards to grab Dodger


*Walks in
Sir, you have cancer.

*Dodger then suddenly releases 30 more butterflies from under his sleeve and runs out of the room

YES SIR *retches*
*Walks in
Sir, you have cancer.
"STOP CALLING ME SIR! I am TESLACOIL EMPRESS OF FEAR!"
*Dodger then suddenly releases 30 more butterflies from under his sleeve and runs out of the room
"Stop him! Don't let him get away! AGH THESE HORRIFYING BUTTERFLIES!"

"STOP CALLING ME SIR! I am TESLACOIL EMPRESS OF FEAR!""Stop him! Don't let him get away! AGH THESE HORRIFYING BUTTERFLIES!"

DON'T WORRY SIR THE ZOMBIES I STATIONED AT THE ENTRANCE WILL GET HIM IN TIME.

*retches over the butterflies*

AND THEM TOO.

"Stop him! Don't let him get away!


* Decepticon  headshots Dodger
Got him.

*Dodger (wait for it) dodges the bullet and runs past the zombies into the forest taunting the empress on the way out

* Katamari007 woa armadillos

*SLAM*

HAH. AN UN DODGEABLE CAGE HAS TRAPPED YOU DODGER.

THERE IS NO WAY OUT. THE GROUND IS LAYERED WITH STEEL. THE CAGE SPANS OVER 1 SQUARE MILE

WHAT DO YOU DO