Talk to Tesla

[nienhaus1]

But I though the core of Earth was magma MINDforgetED

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[TeslaCoil]

But I though the core of Earth was magma MINDforgetED

Thats because your scientists have never actually BEEN to the core.

The large cavernous space between the core planet and the outer planet are filled with tiny purple crystals made from spent magma which separate us and your kind.
We have the technology to get through it, but the crystal field would just tear you humans apart.

[nienhaus1]

Can you turn me into one of your kinda? So that I can come, I am the godfather.

[Jacob/Lee]

[[ "Planet Cracker" Class Nuclear Bomb ready to deploy; relocating Earth population to Alpha Centauri via slipspace. ]]

[[ Really destroy Earth? Y/N ]]

[TeslaCoil]

Can you turn me into one of your kinda? So that I can come, I am the godfather.

Turning you into one of us is possible. Unfortunetly you need a male with his infecting stinger to do so. And it will take many years for my children to develop fast enough. A single year for us is 10 of yours.

[[ "Planet Cracker" Class Nuclear Bomb ready to deploy; relocating Earth population to Alpha Centauri via slipspace. ]]

[[ Really destroy Earth? Y/N ]]

You didn't really think we didn't think of that human? The inner walls of your planet are coated with anti nuclear metals. An explosion will kill your race, but ours will maintain in our planet, protected from thine filth. We also control the entire star system that you call "The Milky Way" We reside in every planets core.

[Mega-Bear]

What are your favorite bands Tesla?

[nienhaus1]

Can't you ask one of your friends, Or maybe if you have a brother ask him. Or even a stranger walking around.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

How get bitches

[nickbond1]

Oh stuff, its Mr. Creosote!

[TeslaCoil]

What are your favorite bands Tesla?

Breaking Benjamin
Three Days Grace
Flyleaf
RED
 

meh

Can't you ask one of your friends, Or maybe if you have a brother ask him. Or even a stranger walking around.

None of our transports have surfaced to the top for centuries. I'm the only one here.

How do I get bitches

You respect them and use non demeaning titles.

Oh stuff, its Mr. Creosote!

You suddenly send my inner thoughts into blind direction human.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Fine
How do I impress a girl?

[nienhaus1]

Well you can go back can't you? Please I just want to visit.

[TeslaCoil]

Fine
How do I impress a girl?

You put your hear into it.
That's really all they ask for.
Ask them out without fear.

Well you can go back can't you? Please I just want to visit.

Sigghhhhhhhh

You see that tunnel right there?
That's a shuttle port, you can make it to the center through there. The only thing that would keep you alive once you reach the Crystal space is to wear a Firemans uniform. It's the only recorded suit to keep a human alive when one of your Firefighters fell into a eternal hole under a burning building.

[nienhaus1]

But I don't own a firefighter suit. Can you atlease post pics of of your world.
Also what would you people do if they knew you where posting about them?

[TeslaCoil]

But I don't own a firefighter suit. Can you atlease post pics of of your world.
Also what would you people do if they knew you where posting about them?

Nothing. They are unmoved by the supposed "human threat"