Talk to Tesla

[TeslaCoil]

Tesla. I cant talk to you. What do I do?

Rob a bank

Tesla do you like cats?

I don't, they give me gas.

I love cats

Tesla do you like cats?

I don't, they give me gas.

Tesla do you eat cats?

I do.

I like cats on a plate as well.

Tesla, I have a halocigarette at my school. Wat do?

Respect his love for Halo and leave him be.

Does ATKitton make you wet?

I have no attraction to ATKitton.

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Do you make ATKitton wet?

[TeslaCoil]

Do you make ATKitton wet?

There is no way of knowing.

[Legodude77]

My Zargabaloph died. Wat do?

[TeslaCoil]

My Zargabaloph died. Wat do?

If you think you have nothing to live for, proceed to jump off the nearest ledge a good height from the ground.

If you have any self respect and testosterone, you take it like a man and buy a grizzly bear.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Totodile.

[TeslaCoil]

Totodile.

And?

[Funnelcakes]

There's a chicken ripping my intestines out with it's face!

What do

[TeslaCoil]

There's a chicken ripping my intestines out with it's face!

What do

Eat the chicken and stop playing with your food.

[aludane]

Have you ever eaten a spiders nest?

[Dodger]

What do you look like?

[Funnelcakes]

Okay I ate the chicken and now it's still ripping out my organs.

[TeslaCoil]

Have you ever eaten a spiders nest?

Yeah

What do you look like?

A crazy person.

Okay I ate the chicken and now it's still ripping out my organs.

Take your Chicken and sell it to the zoo. Because that's not a chicken.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

And?

Do you like it.

[TeslaCoil]

Do you like it.

Nope