Author Topic: A day in the life of Heavy.  (Read 15953 times)

1:43
Coach tears up and hugs heavy, then heavy eats coach.
1:44
Coach explodes into a paradox and makes heavy invincible, now heavy cannot die now no matter what


1:46

New round begins, map is pl_barnblitz, heavy is defending.

1:50

Heavy sits on the cart and crushes the bomb, detonating it. Heavy dies and both teams lose.

1:56

heavy re-spawns and randomly punches a moose in frustration.

2:00

the mosse gets mad At heavy and rams him in his doge snake

2:01

The heavy is laying in bed next to the satisfied moose.

6:24
Heavy wakes from horrible dream and grabs sasha and heads to cp_dustbowl.

6:24:02

Heavy kills a spah. 


2:45

Heavy falls into water and drowns.

Heavy re-spawns and decides to bend Lord tony over his knee and shove a crocket up his ass.

3:00 Heavy takes a bedroom break with the spy.

3:02 The heavy has a threesome with the spy and the school girl

3:03 shenanegans. Heavy crashes out of a window wearing an inflatable rubber duck swim ring, a tuxedo, and about three cans worth of orange and neon green sillystring. Spah and schoolgirl are still involved in shenanegans.