A day in the life of Heavy.

[Jake White]

4:00 Heavy Retires permanently, sends schoolgirl home, (keeps spah), and bequeaths his beloved gun to the Scout... So they can live forever after in harmony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFSzCLaVuY

[Ad Bot]

[Razre]

4:00:01

heavy realizes retirement is boring, eats spah's face, then rips both of scouts arms off for touching his gun. Because that movie was absolute friendry.

[Lesrock]

4:02 Heavy goes to McDonald's and orders a Whopper.

[-Newt-]

4:03
Heavy gets his meal but finds out, it has onion in it and throws cash register at employee

[BobSevenSevens]

4:04

Heavy goes to the deli and gets 5000 sandviches.

[The Corporation]

12:00
Heavy decides to get the sandvich out of the refrigerator, guarded by scout, soldier, and saxton hale.

[Lørd Tøny]

12:00
Heavy decides to get the sandvich out of the refrigerator, guarded by scout, soldier, and saxton hale.

Nice bump, this topic died already.

[Qwepir]

08:19:27 PM
The fun police arrest the Heavy.

[The Corporation]

08:19:27 PM
The fun police arrest the Heavy.

9:00:36
Spider jockey helps heavy and Heavy escapes

[Legodude77]

12:05
Heavy wonders why people change the time to XX:XX:XX and changes it back.

[Lørd Tøny]

12:06

Heavy was shot in the face by a sniper and died.

[Legodude77]

12:07
Heavy goes and gets revenge on that sniper by punching him really fast with the brass beast.

[Gojira]

11:30 AM

Heavy travels back in time

[Volko]

1:00 p.m.

Heavy finds a dead fetus on ground

[BobSevenSevens]

1:01

Heavy shoots the bumper of the topic for interrupting his tea time.