Author Topic: A day in the life of Heavy.  (Read 16816 times)

7:32 Heavy realizes people are coping Frostbyte's Gabe newell topic.
Sorry but your topic wasn't the first.


9:00
Heavy downloads lots of research.



research repoted
I hope you are being sarcastic.
Because if you aren't you clearly aren't thinking right about stuff, or you don't have a sense of humor.
Or both.

I hope you are being sarcastic.
Because if you aren't you clearly aren't thinking right about stuff, or you don't have a sense of humor.
Or both.
look at my other posts, bro, im being sarcastic.

9:27

Heavy fires weapon for 12 seconds, then eats sandvich.

10:00

Heavy returns from a date with sasha, and some people come out of a limo, put a sack over his head and kick the stuff out of him, and drag him into the limo.

10:07

The people bail from the limo as it rushes toward the ocean, with heavy inside.


10:08 heavy dies.

10:09 The events of meet the medic take place.

11:13

heavy poops inside of the scouts two FaN barrels so he cant shoot

12:00

heavy gets raped.

1:00
Heavy invents a time machine and goes to the time where he invented a time machine then he accidentaly kills himself making this entire thread go poot.
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1:01 time machine broke soo he decided to sleep for a new day