this was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
appleture science
we do what we must (to get money) because we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake money
and the science gets done money gets made
and you make a neat gun completely loving useless device with thousands of useless apps
for the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now (because you bought our stuff)
even though you broke my heart (and bank)
and killed me
and tore me to pieces
and threw every piece
into
a
fire.
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy loving seething with rage for you!
now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we're out of beta.
we're releasing on time (jklolumad).
so I'm GLaD. I got burned.
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive (just us, really)
Go ahead and leave me (please don't, friend.)
I think I prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
maybe black micro(soft)
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
anyway, this cake money is great.
It's so delicious versatile and moist large.
look at me still talking
when there's science to do money to make.
when I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
there is research to be done people to rip off.
on the people who are still alive.
and believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science making money and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
while you're dying I'll be still alive making money.
and when you're dead I will be still alive.
still alive
still alive.
~Still Alive parody written by Jairo
