You guys want to hear something funny?
"Unpeg the basket on the house's top, let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape, to try conclusions, in the basket creep, and break your own neck down."
~Hamlet, Act III Scene IV
I found that funny because it means:
"No one would overthrow sense, take down a nest from the roof, and let the birds fly away, then hide in the nest and break your neck."
