Why do you ponies continue to provoke me into this thread every time your attention meters are running low?
Completely dismissing the question, but I'll answer:
You've done it to yourself. Everyone in this thread knows you as the person who can't stand ponies. You've made yourself the official mascot of the thread by continuing to spew bullstuff everywhere when you get bored. I find it kind of funny though having you mention attention meters running low, because it seems you only enter the thread when people have finally stopped discussing your antics.
Now, answer the question, please.