If you were sent to equesteria in human form, what would you do first?
and remember, nobody knows who you are or what you are
>Bring paintball armor/mask and a .45 rifle
> Their pies are ineffective, they have no way to defend themselves
>Enslave ponies, enter the fastest ones in horse races irl
>If they lose a race one of their family members are slaughtered and processed into hotdogs, bratwurst, or sausage.
>The prettiest ones would be sold off for a substantial amount of money to the wealthy
>Bring more humans for which to mingle and mate with
>Use money to build a huge awesome house with a pool on the 5th floor
>Live happily ever after
